jelly knocker

when you kick a girl in the breast as hard as you possible can and then you take a shit in the newly made crater

yo bizatch, fuck you, im so mad i's about to give you a jelly knocker

by Anonymous April 03, 2003

jelly braclects

i think the whole thing about (sex) braclets ar stupid it pissing me off those kid need to grow up. They are not for sex their for fashion .

black- intercourse
blue- oral sex
orange- 69
yellow-hugs
pink- kiss
purple-french kiss
green-anything that person want

by tammy September 25, 2004

Jelly Donut

You guys are close. Here is a jelly donut:

While receiving oral sex, when a guy is about to come, he shoots the jizz in his partner's eye, and then punches her eye so that it swells up and shuts with the blood and nut trapped inside. The swollen eye with the mixture inside is similar to a jelly donut.

Note: it is the actual swelling/closing of the eye that makes this feat a "jelly donut."

"Dude, last night I gave Carla a jelly donut. She was none too pleased."

Guy: "Wow, waht happened to your eye? Are you okay?
Girl: Yeah, I'm fine. Clarence gave me a jelly donut last night.
Guy: Sweet.

by CocomoLSU June 19, 2007

jelly bracelets

oK...well im 14 yrZ old n i c like a lotz of ppl snapping braclets off ppl!!...like whats up??...i jus wear it bcuz it matches my clothes n like i hide it under my sleeve cuz this one dude like pulled one off me n like he jus stared at mee...im like omG these mean nuttin to meE...weLl can any1 get more stupid?!?!jk...LoL...

this is what it means at my skool:...
yellow-hugging
brown-toss my salad
purple-anal sex
silver-whole fist up kitty
red-lap dance(extreme breaking means aral to a girl
blue-oral sex-
black-the full monity
white-flashing your tits
pink-flashing
glittery yellow-hug and kissing
clear-whatever he snapper wants
green-outdoor sex/hugs
orange-kiss
glow in the dark-using sex toys
gold glittery-makeout

TO MEE IT MEANS POSITIVLY ABSOLOUTLY NUTTIN!!!!

by .::*Chantel*::. January 17, 2004

Jelly Bracelets

1 Black-sex
2 Orange-head
3 Pink-hand job
4 red-hand job
5 Green-make out 15 sec.

If you want to have sex break my black jelly bracelet.

by Joe April 04, 2004

Jelly on the Side

1) The woman with whom you're having an affair with.
2) The woman with whom you're having sex with but you're really interested in someone else.
3) A fuck buddy that nobody knows about.

You remember my friend Doc? His jelly on the side, Gloria, told him about a fixed horse race on the 23rd.

by Phillip Constantine December 27, 2011

jelly bracelets

these "sex bracelets" dont mean a thing. they're just something cool to were. thy're fun to play with in class and make them into different designs. all of the girls at my school weres these and even some of the guys do. we all know what each different color means although none of us do them. when one is snaped we'll tease eachother and that will be it.

my best guy friend broke mine yesterday. he laughed and said "haha i guess you owe me a blowjob now...hahaha" i told him "mmhmm right never happening" he answered "yah i know i was just playing...but a hug would be nice"

see theres nothing wrong with these jelly bracelets or "sex bracelets" they are just a joke and a trend.

by K@y K@y April 09, 2006