buttery volkswagen

When you get a blow job while you're sitting on the toilet taking a shit.

My stomach was killing me, but Alisha was really horny, so she gave me a buttery volkswagen.

by CocomoLSU July 20, 2006

Jelly Donut

You guys are close. Here is a jelly donut:

While receiving oral sex, when a guy is about to come, he shoots the jizz in his partner's eye, and then punches her eye so that it swells up and shuts with the blood and nut trapped inside. The swollen eye with the mixture inside is similar to a jelly donut.

Note: it is the actual swelling/closing of the eye that makes this feat a "jelly donut."

"Dude, last night I gave Carla a jelly donut. She was none too pleased."

Guy: "Wow, waht happened to your eye? Are you okay?
Girl: Yeah, I'm fine. Clarence gave me a jelly donut last night.
Guy: Sweet.

by CocomoLSU June 19, 2007