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Flare/jefferson

A type of person who befriends,first he makes sure you’ll fall inlove with him,totally will say “i love you” to you and when you are comfortable being yourself around him he’ll call you annoying after a few days he’ll break your heart by saying he has a girlfriend 2hours ago.
Flare/jefferson is an hearthbreaker
by I have alot of friends. March 7, 2022
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Tape Jeffery

I know I already said it: but if some people who have tape can't be seen, that's because they aren't tape.

How to become Tape Jeffery? Just tape yourself! In this series I have been talking with Dave and his crew to get us started with tape Jefferies and what we can become.

So let's get started!

1) Create your own Tape Jefferies.

2) Create your own Tape Jefferies and a personal tape reel.

3) Build your own tapes tape reel. We will be doing both tape Jefferies and personal tape Jefferies.

4) Get Your Tape Jefferies And Tape Jefferies!
My brother wanted to do was be goofy and play pranks.

One day, he was playing with a roll of toilet paper.

He cut it in half, like a birthday cake and threw it at my mother.

He told her not to say anything, so my mom pretended not to notice.

My brother was getting tired of playing around and started to push the limits.

Then, he started to sing.

"Baby, baby, where have you been?

I miss you baby, baby... I hope you don't forget about me.

Baby, baby, where have you been?

I miss you soo much."

My mother continued to ignore him.

He sang the same song over and over again.

After the third time, my mother told him to stop singing and went to the living room.

He was thinking that he had finally gotten her attention and didn't want her to stop by saying something like, "Jeffery!

You are being annoying."

So, he took the toilet paper, walked to the hall closet and pulled out a roll of tape.

"Look!

It's Tape Jeffery!"

He was getting a laugh out of this.

I guess it was pretty funny for him to pull out this giant roll of tape and wrap it around my mother's arms and legs.
My brother enjoyed it.

He laughed harder than I have ever seen him laugh.

The tape started to tear when he was almost done with her.

He threw the toilet paper roll aside and grabbed the rest of the tape off the counter.

He was smiling and laughing at the same time.

He grabbed her by her arm and tape.

She started screaming, "Jeffrey!

No!

Please!

Stop!

Don't tape me."

He began to beat her.
by Drapen April 27, 2022
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Michael Jefferson

A musical icon who will be a little boy forever like peter pan
loves climbing trees and his son blanket
Ignorant if u dont climb trees
Hee Hee
SHAMONA
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Michael Jefferson: Blanket my beautiful blanket
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Oxford Jeff

A lesser species of Geoff. Often prone to pedantic, pompous, and hifalutin levels of grammatical interpretation.
Oxford Jeff determined that the comma used in the rules was worth holding up the game for 2 hours.
by Grelivan July 7, 2023
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Pull a Jeff

1. Cockblocking during a dope hook up
2. Walking in on 2 persons whilst one is "balls deep" in the other, effectively ruining the moment
Dude I was so far in it last night... until my dad decided to pull a Jeff.
by Poonslayer897 October 14, 2016
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beef and jeef

Bf n gf but different
I heard Samantha and James are beef and jeef
by Tgujiiii June 13, 2018
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Pulling a Jeff

making an idiot out of ones self; lying; sticking ones foot in ones mouth
I was talking to Joe and he was totally pulling a Jeff.
by MPHBS January 29, 2019
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