Jesus Juke

When some Christian brings Jesus into an argument or conversation out of no where. Usually creating another religious argument within the original argument or conversation.

You just Jesus juked me, bro!

Jesus Juke by Samej Divadi December 3, 2010

jesus fuck 

A combination of two of the most offensive swear words of our day, "Jesus fuck" is unique in its ability to offend damn near anyone.

Notable for its use in the beginning of the Leftover Crack/Citizen Fish split CD Deadline.

STZA: Well Dave, according to my most recent calculations
and factoring in all the ignorant sycophant cop-callers,
there are in excess of a billion police in this world.

DICTOR: Jesus fuck! That's a lot of pigs.

jesus fuck by Fatlard Lars January 6, 2008

Jesus Chicken 

Chicken sandwiches served at Chick-Fil-A restaurants, so named because of the restaurant's practice and promotion of Christian principles such as being closed on Sunday. It also can refer to Chick-Fil-A itself.

Let's take a break from this mall shopping and head to the food court. I want a Jesus chicken and a lemonade, how about you?

Jesus Chicken by Highwayman56 June 7, 2011

jesus space 

That awkward distance between two people when one person refuses to have their body touching the other's. Girls will usually do this.

When very beautiful girls hug me, or use their massive purses as an excuse to sit a foot away from me, they're making jesus space.

jesus space by antaikronik March 23, 2009

Jesus Mother Licker 

One who thinks of himself as higher in rank than others. As high as Jesus. A concieted mama's boy.

"Yo, who do ya think ya are?! Just cuz you got millions in da bank don't give you the right to act like a Jesus mother licker."

Jesus Mother Licker by sucker CMC and Ray January 13, 2010

Jesus Skater 

The skater in every park who is always there and always stoned, knows all the kids for miles around and can do all the tricks you want to. Normally they are quite freindly.

Lizard King could be called a jesus skater i guess.

Jesus Skater by teenage ghost rider December 23, 2009

Jesus toke 

When you take a desperate toke from a weed pipe that you've owned since high school without any weed in the hopes of achieving a high.

Yo Pepe let me take a Jesus toke, I'm parched.

Jesus toke by latino_hipster November 28, 2014