jade

Jade is a Beautiful girl. She makes almost everyone laugh, even when she doesn't try. She loves mascara, crewneck sweaters, and hot Cheetos.She trusts until she can't anymore, but only because you gave her a reason. She is loyal and sensitive.Don't mess with her or her friends, she'll make you regret it. She's not so popular and has been through so much. she's mostly known as "Rickies gf at school."

Someone: Omg jade is beautiful!!
someone #2: ikr I wish I was like jade

by jade.loves.mascara May 14, 2022

Jade

Jade is the inventor of grapes and wonderful gorgrus

Jade is the best person that exists

by Kunis October 10, 2021

sex with jade

Best sex ever

Sex with jade is good

by Klintskull_kila1 pussyy June 6, 2021

Jade

Jade is a wonderful person who’s hot but will give you hardcore anal sex I’m talking about that hardcore anal. But jades also don’t have big asses usually, they have tight asses to put your meat in. Jades always love a bit of custard in their canal! Anyways, a jade is usually someone who is so fucking Asian they can’t see shit like they eat woof woof dog like dog. Jade has no boobies but mosquito bites instead. Still hot for some reason. They love soccer, masturbating wolves and s’mores that were made during gay pride parades.
They also like watching the office for some god unknown reason. Look I’m talking about a true jade also they make you wear a condom during oral sex. Gay!!!! Which is why you fuck that bitch in her ass!!! Boo-Yah!

Hey Jade you up for some anal and some s’mores??
Hey jade time for hard blowers!

by LilBoyMickeyTheMouse102 November 11, 2020

Jaded

High on illegal substances

My friend Arjun said he was Jaded(Arjun doesn't know what it means according to the above definition)

by gfsahjkdl August 11, 2023

jade

A very weird person, brown hair, rainbow poop, pink ears, lots of ear wax, blue fingers, yellow nails, very chewed up. Also loves everything death, very emo. Also hates the “jade” jewel, hates the name. LOVVVES cardi b, love bloody shoes #cardi_is_qween.

Almost every hot topic worker is a Jade.

Or
That weirdo in the corner is such a Jade.

by #YAASSSSS_QWEEEN June 18, 2018

Jade

Jade is not always a girl but is a very cool dude that everyone loves

You seen the homie jade

by anonymous November 22, 2021