florida formal

The weirdest and and most insane clothes you own.

Hey if you come to the party tonight, remember that the dress code is florida formal

by Ostrich king November 30, 2019

Florida Man Colonsseum

Everyone has heard an adult human rectum can stretch to 7 inches without tearing; and that raccoons can fit into holes as small as four inches. The Florida Man, takes advantage of those last few inches of clearance with the addition of an adult brown striped Atlantic octopus. Octopi can fit into anything larger than their beak. So to preform the Florida Man, one must simply trap a dumpster raccoon, catch an adult Atlantic octopus, and then hogtie the raccoon using the Optimus’s tentacles. At that point a fair amount of axle grease should ease the transition into the rectum, potato cannons can also be used for extra Florida points. The two animals will then fight to the death in the recipient’s rectum, without ever tearing the sphincter.

Bets should be placed about which animal will come out the victor.

It is also important not to bitch out and use Atlantic Pygmy octopi as they are venomous.

Weirdest thing I’ve ever seen come into the ER? We once had a guy come in with a dead raccoon and a live octopus up his ass. Everyone with him apparently had bets going about which animal would be dead when we removed them. They called it the Florida Man Colonsseum

by Jdh1002 April 12, 2023

Florida flu

An Awful virus in which college kids get super sick after spring break.

I just got back from Panama City Beach and now I’ve got the Florida flu.

by DeadlyVirusFL March 23, 2022

Florida shower

When homeless men urinate on each other in a public place (beach, side walk, parking lot)

You smell like a Florida shower.

by MikeZmf February 06, 2023

florida flopper

Florida flopper is when a person shoots up some heroin that has a bit of fentanyl in it and flops about on the floor until someone relieves with some narcan, the paramedics come, or they die. If they are female and they just go unconscious from the Florida flop they may end up penetrated in any Orphus by one or more of the guys in the room or a female with a foreign object.

Tina woke up from her Florida flopper with a koi up her anus from coy trying a dirty coy on her.

by Lee Derange September 27, 2019

Florida Sick

As opposed to being homesick, to be Florida Sick is to miss Florida so much you want to go back, regardless of whether or not you call Florida home.

Its February, its cold, and I’m feeling really florida sick rn. I need warm weather.

by DevilRay97 May 03, 2023

Florida man

A Florida man is a man who was born in Florida and commits the most devious crimes possible.

Have you heard of that Florida man who claimed the 3 needles stuck up his ass wasn't his?

by local floridian man January 11, 2023