Hookalogist

Someone who studies the different flavors of hookah and mixes flavors to get new tastes.

The man mixing all the flavors at the hookah bar was a hookalogist

by Brenton C January 22, 2009

hookaface

someone that acts like a hooker, or simply someone you don't like. he or she is called a "hooka-face," although typically this title is reserved for persons of the female persuasion. pronunciation shouldn't be confused with "hookah," the flavored tobacco. 'tis "hook-a-face."

A: That bitch didn't pay me back.
B: Yeah, she's such a hookaface.

by coconutcodine July 22, 2009

HOOKERELLA

A RESPECTABLE HOE

IMA CALL U HOOKERELLA BC WE KNOW U AINT NO CINDERELLA

by nicolett3113 June 1, 2011

Hooker Nook

A small enclave in which prostitutes or streetwalkers shield themselves from the elements while at their place of work.

Normally found in dark alleys throughout countries of colder climates- namely Northern USA, Canada and English-speaking Northern Europe

"It's freezing, this blizzard is terrifying"
"Shield yourself in a hooker nook!"

by lechevres November 16, 2011

HookeyBob

To catch a ride up a snow covered road by grabbing the bumper of an unsuspecting car and hang on allowing your feet to slide underneath you in a sitting position

I HookeyBobed a ride home out of the post office parking lot.

by BigHub74 December 25, 2011

Hook

Prison Slang for a seven year term.

Yeah, they hit Tiny with a double saw (buck) = 20 years but I got away with just a hook (7 years) and the biatch got a deuce for dropping the dime on us.

Which is why ten years is called a "Saw" (buck) and not a dime.

Dime relates to ratting as in "Dropping the Dime".

by BehindtheWall January 8, 2013

Hookertary

An administrative assistant who is employed for reasons not related to his/her clerical or professional skills.

OMG Did you see what the hookertary is wearing today? Is it pole dancing Friday again?

by Echination January 14, 2015