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What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.
Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Herpes Is Cancer; The First Juvenile Release: The First Juvenile Release 《¤》.
by Maternal-Fetal-Medicine February 11, 2025
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Heroes and villains

Russell that's a prescription for deontology.
Hym "And you're not a deontologist. Heroes and villains are clearly a factor to you. You have a thousand videos about surveillance amd governmental overreach but when it's happening to a villain you have nothing to say. So are you talking about ME SPECIFICALLY? I (specifically) shouldn't have to know who the heroes and the villains are because if you can get me to agree to principles at the level of the deontological, what? What happens then Russell?"
by Hym Iam March 23, 2025
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Herpes

You can get herpes from fighting someone and beating them with blood and saliva on you
“Ima beat this **** ass because he gave my sister herpes”
by Treyouip April 16, 2025
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Hermes

He's selling Hermes
by Mistrzero January 17, 2026
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Herpes

Herpes is 1% physical, and 99% psychological. This is because the skin condition itself is mild and only causes several “outbreaks” throughout your lifetime. What is far far worse is the fact the Internet has no consensus on whether or not to tell people you have herpes before sex.
I am honored to tell everyone that I have gone through the pain and suffering required to have a definitive answer on this:
NO!!
NEVER TELL ANYONE YOU HAVE HERPES— EVER!!
IT’S FUCKING STUPID!!
THEY WILL NOT UNDERSTAND!!
IT’S NOT “NICE” TO TELL PEOPLE BECAUSE IT SCARES THE FUCK OUT OF THEM FOR DEADASS NO REASON!!

IT DOESN’T MATTER IF IT’S SOMEONE YOU’VE TALKED TO FOR NINE MONTHS , OR IF IT’S A LITERAL WHORE ON THE STREET!! DO. NOT. TELL. THEM!!

STDS ARE LOVE!!
STOP BEING AFRAID OF “ADULT COOTIES” AND START FUCKING!!

YOU’RE FUCKING WELCOME!!
Anyone to a literally anyone they want to fuck: “I have herpes”
Their response every time: “I will not have sex with you”
by Magherra June 22, 2025
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Heresy

And as Morgue said (but because I'm a genius and I thought to do it before he said it)...
Hym "The ultimate weapon against lunacy is SHAMELESS, UNRELENTING HERESY."
by Hym Iam July 2, 2025
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