guitar solo

An extension of a guitarists' cock.

Guitarist: Hey man listen to this guitar solo!

Sane man: Gee, I really didn't wanna hear that.

by HumphreyB May 13, 2006

Guitaring

v. 1 To play the guitar

I'd just as soon go home by myself and to some guitaring.

by Malagutigrrl February 4, 2010

guitar in the head

<i>v.prep</i> To have a guitar whether be acustical or electric lead or bass smashed about the head.

<i>noun</i> A severe symptom caused by a sinus infection (cold) Usually death can occur if a blow to the head is administered during this ailment.

Our great Uncle Sam died an early age from guitar in the head after a street brawl over some whore.

by thaibu July 9, 2010

guitarded

Hopeless and/or incompetent on the guitar.

Alternatively, characterized by fruitless optimism that one's offspring will practice the instrument as scheduled.

Stepmother: You should set up a specific time to practice every day so that people don't hear you play and think you are guitarded.

23-year-old son, still living at home: You want me to schedule my muse!?! That's guitarded!

by yarnspinnererer October 2, 2010

The guitar hero

Sexual Position: Verb: You do the reach around from behind, strumming the vaginal area, while finger twiddling the breasts.

Mary: WOW! Rick really laid the guitar hero on me last night.
Susan: Yeah he must be in expert mode.

by Rick and Edward Brinford December 30, 2008

Four String Guitar

A guitar with 4 strings. Less strings means it's easier to play. Easier to play means it's easier to learn songs. The quicker your playing songs, the sooner biddies are sucking your dick.

Brian: Nice guitar.
Ted: Thanks, its a Four String Guitar.
Brian: Why does your guitar have 4 strings?
Ted: Cause I wanted bop tonight and not in 6 months after guitar lessons.

by The Bopmaster March 15, 2011

play my guitar

Girl Masturbation.

The room was dark enough for me to play my guitar even with all those people around.

by plasmafury December 2, 2011