Groundhogging

When receiving esthetician services, specifically to the perianal area, and a turd begins to poke out as if it’s a groundhog looking around outside its burrow.

“I was shaving my husband’s butthole and halfway through he started groundhogging”

by Manny Manishlokov August 12, 2022

Ground Grippas

Ground gripping gods have descended. Give Them To Us.

"Boy This MF got the ground grippa 12's"
"Ay you got some of them ground grippas???"

by Clatter October 25, 2022

Ground beef gay

When you're mostly straight but sorta gay but not sure how much, so you are a percentage gay just like ground beef. Ie; 85/15, 93/7, 75/25

Hey man, are you gay?
I'm ground beef gay, definitely a percentage, just not sure how much!

by VinegarBabySnaps November 23, 2022

Grounding wood

Grounding wood; when you miss the flying wood so much you become the opposite of flying and are now grounded. Grounding wood can appear when you are in immediate need of The flying wood back in your life

Person 1: “I just him so much and I feel so horrible about it and I don’t know why.”
Person 2 “you probably have grounding wood”

by Yanni734 January 16, 2023

Groundie

A definition used by people in the arborculture industry which carries the definition of an employee that does not climb but instead cuts up branches that are sent down by the climber, sends up gear, and runs the chipper.

Hey Lakisha Did you see that dumb groundie almost get pulled into the chipper?

by 200T Fan January 19, 2023

Grunds

A pair of underwear that has been worn for an extended period of time, giving them a crusty appearance and a musty odor.

You better change your underwear soon or they’re going to turn into grunds!

by mygreasyflannel January 27, 2023

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by yeetus yeetus commit self dele February 10, 2023