Google-Earth Boner

An erection so big that if the satellite that takes the Google-Earth images snapped a picture at that time I would be visible. Regardless of being indoors or out, the erection can be seen no matter what, as long as its classified as a Google Earth-Boner! Also known as a boner so big that it is visible from space at any given time of the day.

Bobby: "Dude, put that thing away in public!"

Habib: "I can't help it, Jessica walked by and I tore my pants in half and my Schlong exploded out!"

Bobby: "Well you better hope Google isn't taking pictures or that will be one pretty big Google-Earth Boner!"

Habib: "Damn, Yeah that would be pretty embarrassing..."

by TheBrokenDick January 3, 2011

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Google Translationship

When two individuals are in a relationship with each other but speak different languages and require Google translator to communicate.

That girl Symone doesn't speak spanish. Her and Clemente are in a Google Translationship for sure.

by yesssssx69 May 24, 2011

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Google Mining

The act of Googling something to prove a point and, upon realizing that one is wrong, searching through page after page of results to find the one (usually erroneous) result that proves one's point.

You are just Google Mining that! There is no way that the role of Frodo was originally offered to Jonathan Taylor Thomas!

by Caddywhompus June 9, 2011

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Google Map Vacation

When your searching google maps in a particular state or county for a long period of time then search a different country and stay there for a long period of time

Dan- Man I'm so bored looking in Ohio
Trevor- Ok lets take a Google Map Vacation

by XxSTicKMan979xX August 5, 2011

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