Something made-up to explain that Japan has many weird inventions and to say that Japan is just a weird country overall
by Magical Unicorn Bitches November 21, 2016

by SackScragglers May 15, 2006

when someone sporting a huge load gets an artistic flair and decides to straw goggles on his partner's face.
by Teri DelVecchio September 16, 2003

by Ambrosia666 October 1, 2007

When a woman squats down on your face and empties her bladder. Her ass cheeks will, if done appropriately, keep her urine out of your eyes just like a set of goggles would. Sometimes an enema might also be involved if you really love each other.
by C. Harper November 26, 2010

by big e226 February 9, 2009

When someone takes a picture that's so blurry it emulates how one would see if wearing beer goggles i.e. was drunk.
The pictures in this Facebook album are great... Except for that last beer goggle photo that was uploaded where you can't make anything out.
Ugly Person: I look better in my beer goggle photo because no one can see past it's blurriness.
Ugly Person: I look better in my beer goggle photo because no one can see past it's blurriness.
by spinal_compression July 25, 2009
