goofy glob

the best and strongest and sexiest producer on the planet

boy: sogie tape was fire i love goofy glob
girl: *takes off clothes*

by sanjayisherenow June 20, 2023

Snow Globe

When someone receives a mouth full of semen and then closes their mouth and shakes their head violently like a rabid pitbull and then waits for the semen to settle in the bottom of their mouth before they swallow.

I went out with a girl and it got hot and heavy. I think she was trying to show off when she snow globed me. At least she swallowed.

by pitbullvassar October 6, 2023

Jumbled glob

LaurenZside made this word

Ma’m you look like a jumbled glob to me! 😭

by SHIZZZST🔥🔥🗣️🗣️🗣️ May 4, 2024

Snow-globe

Somebody who does a lot of Coke to the point where their nose needs moisturizing from how raw it is

Person A: why’s Grant always blowing his nose ?
Person B: oh he’s a bit of a snow-globe

by $t0rm June 13, 2024

glizzy glob

Sticky white substance that comes from the tip of the glizzy; cum

Girl, he got his glizzy glob all over my face!

He got his glizzy glob all up inside of me

Aye bro you got glizzy glob all over your pants

by Uhhhhidkbro February 27, 2024

Schmongle Glob

A severe mistake that has a giant effect on the person who did it at the least. It is the worst of mistakes one may make.

What kind of mistake is considered a schmongle glob heavily changes from person to person, it is rare for 2 or more people to share a mistake that would be a schmongle glob.

A person usually cannot make a worse mistake than a schmongle glob.

"I think I just did a schmongle glob."

"Bro you're a fucking dumbass; how the fuck did you even do that?"

by Caviar_Standaard April 11, 2024

African Glob

African Globbing is where someone suffering from dysintary or Major dehydration lays down and get shit on by someone with excess water in their body

I think I'm sick babe can you African glob me

by Anyonewannagetglobbed April 21, 2025