Flap Flash

Inadvertently showing your vagina to passersby.

When Britney Spears inadvertently showed her pussy while exiting the car in a short skirt, she had an accidental flap flash

by Jake the Trouser Snake July 28, 2017

Flap Jackle

Gay Retard or You Have No life

Dang Timmy, you are such a flap jackle

by Spiderpig142007 August 19, 2018

Flap yoghurt

Flap yoghurt - a creamy white vaginal discharge akin to dilute cottage cheese

When I went down on her, her fanny was covered in flap yoghurt

by The haggis Fister April 17, 2021

Canadian Flagpatch

An iron-on patch of Canada's National Flag worn on backpacks or cheap jackets by travelling American Tourists, of various ages. It usually is displayed in European cities with red-light districts or easy access to marijauna, or drugs.

This tactic is rather dated and unfortunately displays the Americans ignorance that they have of they of the world around them. This includes affordable world-wide travel and the easy accesiblilty of multi-media, as well as no respecting Canadian that travels abroad wears a Canadian flagpatch.

U.S Tourist 1: Hey, don't forget to iron on my Canadian flagpatch on my backpack before we go to Amsterdam.

U.S. Tourist 2: Oh Yeah! I hear they love Canadians and are really nice to them. I bet we'll score some better stufftoo, if we have bigger patches.

U.S Tourist 1: Yeah! Do they Speak English over there?

by bibliogoddess14 November 12, 2009

Dinky Flap

A complete Faggot that likes to suck norwall testicles and eat peanut butter off of llama penises. They are wierd as fuck and should go live with mentally retarded monkeys..

Dayyyyum! That Meghan girl is a dinky flap because she didnt give me my weekly bj...

by Jaa Oaa Eaa Yaa Caa April 25, 2011

Douche Flap

(Not to be confused with actual douche/hygiene-maintenance equipment)

Someone who goes way beyond the normal, standard definition of an asshole. Usually used as a term to describe/direct one's anger (and in some cases, absolute rage) at someone who is pissing them off to a very high degree.

Synonyms: see ass clown, Assclown McDouche

"Sweet fucking Jesus tits! Look at this douche flap cutting me off!" Nice driving asshole!"

"Even though I have higher qualifications, Henry gave the promotion to that fucking douche flap Dave who isn't even here half the time!"

by Brownie O October 20, 2012

neck flap

When you are giving a guy a blow job and his balls keep hitting your neck like a wattle on a turkey's neck.

I can't believe he neck flapped me last night!

by Neckflap October 27, 2017