father

something you'll never have

"My father left me when I was 8 years old and I continue to suffer in continuous pain"

by ma|rrrrr June 12, 2023

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Something that has left you or raped your mom.

i love you father.

by Bigdickalus snurgus January 29, 2024

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A human, male figure that 99% of the time innocently walks away from their wife (human, woman figure) and their child (sometimes they have one) and tells them "I'll be quick I'm just getting some milk"

Kid : Mommy, where's Father?
Mother : He left u LOL!

by YourDadLeftU November 28, 2023

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What's That? What's a Father?

guy: "Do you have any relationship with your father?"

other guy: "What's That? What's a Father?"

by yourfootttttttttt February 07, 2025

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A father is someone who impregnated a living woman and created a small, screaming, annoying creature often known as a child.
Father's have a common tendency to leave after the child has been summoned by the sun god.

Person 1: Is your father home?
Person 2: Not yet, but we are expecting him to come home soon since after all he has been gone for 11 years.

by Kat Daniel August 25, 2019

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