shit faster

What you tell someone whos on the toliet and you need to use it bad.

I got to shit. shit faster!

by Deep Blue 2012 August 12, 2009

freaky-fast

Freaky-fast (v.): Refraining from masturbation for a week and then, at the end of the week, ordering Jimmy John's and trying to fully masturbate before the delivery guy gets there.

I hadn't masturbated all week so decided to freaky-fast before the failed radio DJ brought me my sandwich.

by Alter iD February 5, 2014

hit it fast

to copulate rapidly.

John hit it fast with Sally.

by hititfastrock.tripod.com June 26, 2003

The Old Fashioned Texas Corkscrew

To kneel over an enemy and t-bag vigorously while spinning in circles.

Alex: Dude when I was playing CoD:BO I drop-shoted that camper and ran over to his body and gave him the old fashioned texas corkscrew.

by temeasesino October 27, 2011

FASDFA

While commonly used as random spam by mashing buttons with your left hand on the keyboard, FASDFA also represents a team of elite pwnage awesome kickass noob-killers that dominate everything they attempt.

Also known as:
The FASDFA Empire
FASDFA ELITES
Team Spray

1:"Dude, were totally gunna own this CS round!!"
2:"NO WERE FUCKIN NOT!! ITS TEAM SPRAY!!!"
Team Spray:" TEEAMMMMM SPRAYYYYY!!!"

*FASDFA has Joined the Game*
everyone: well, were fucked

by Jedi5589 April 13, 2009

fassbender

(noun) To masturbate vigorously, while putting 3 fingers in your anus. More than 3 fingers do not constitute a fassbender.

This type of masturbation tries to explain the sexual conflict Michael Fassbender put himself into in the movie "Shame", as he engaged intercourse with both male and female partners.

1. "After that girl rejected me, I went home and had a fassbender, while I was crying and eating ice cream."

2. "Hey guys! Let's watch The Expendables and have multiple fassbenders!"

by Klourklour October 16, 2012

Faster

a Youtuber that makes songs off of memes by skeppy and badboyhalo, is an awesome person.

BBH: did you see Faster's new song?
Skeppy: I was testing
BBH: OH MY GOSH SKEPPY, I'M BANNING YOU!

by BaldTownRoad69 September 12, 2019