Trash Elephant

The elephant that comes to empty your trash every Tuesday...except when he's on vacation and is replaced with a trash badger.

"Dude, the Trash Elephant hasn't come to pick up our trash in 3 weeks! Time to take out the Trash Elephant gun! Wait! There he is now!'

"Please don't shoot me! i have a wife and 4 kids!" (Bam!) "Oh crap!"

by Monkeyman's Homeboy December 22, 2004

elephant emoji

It is when a man pulls his penis out while wearing trousers, turns his pockets inside out and makes an elephant noise.

Have you seen my elephant emoji mpression

by Onion Dave January 11, 2017

Elephant Trunk

To shower a girl with cum. Like when an elephant spits out water from its trunk.

I elephant trunked that bitch.

by elephant trunk man November 9, 2009

Elephant-keeper

See description in mahout.

There are many elephant-keepers in southern Asia.

by Dino March 11, 2005

elephantitous

(ell.E.fan.tight.us) the large overgrowth of any sexual body part. (penis, vagina, rectum, etc.) usually found in midgets and dwarfs

Wee Man's Elephantitous was so bad, they had to invert it into another rectum.

by Dr. Tupacolypse October 25, 2010

elephant

Where a man puts a googly eye on each testicle, screeches like an elephant, and squirts the semen onto her face from the "trout of the elephant"

Zander: "Man I gave Cassie a mean elephant last night"

Tom: "Atta boy I did that to Sean yesterday!"

by a1.boobiewang June 9, 2015

leaky elephant

when a fat guy has just jacked off and you can see jizz on his pants

"Dude, I was at Arby's and I saw Jaron, and he was a leaky elephant."

by demy4000 May 15, 2010