Fat Ed

A fat guy who is far too nice for his own good, His name is Ed. He has lots of friends but never has real girlfriends. Hes a sad, sad bastard.

Omg. Ed is turning into such a Fat Ed.

by TheLonelyOne July 14, 2009

Stephen King-ed it.

When a movie, book, or story being told by a friend tells a wonderful story, with vivid colors and great imagination, but absolutely fucks up the ending with something that doesn't make any sense and seems like the ending was created by a cat or some other animal.

Friend 1: Dude, I watched Fight Club over the weekend. Those last 5 minutes were the worst movie ending ever.

Friend 2: Oh my god, they sure Stephen King-ed it.

by DrObviousSubscribesSense June 14, 2010

Depre$$ed A$$ Bitch

Zoey and Rachel

Zoey and Rachel did not get their way so now they are depre$$ed A$$ Bitches.

by Depre$$ed A$$ Bitch November 13, 2018

East Coast Ed

A drinking game created at USC about business major Ed Carroll. When one of your blonde-haired bro's mentions the "east coast" at a party or social gathering with alcohol, all party members must either finish their beer or take a shot. The context of "east coast" has no limitations.

Ed: "Yo Sammy we totally gotta bring this new music shit back to the East Coast."
Mike: "East Coast Ed, Everyone drink."

Ed: "You just don't see kids rock tight jeans like that on the East Coast, you know what I mean, son?"
Mike: "Yo, he said it again. EAST COAST ED"

Ed: "Dude fuck this game I don't even say 'east coast' that much."
Mike: "Gaiuz he thaid it agen, im so krunk. stawp saying coast east."

by Samuel Adams Wisner September 23, 2010

Kei-ed Up

Pronounced Keyed up.

High on positive energy and ready for anything, presumably because you are high as a Shaolin Monk on Kei or Chi energy because you have been practicing your Kei (or Chi), hence Key-d up.

A similar effect may also be achieved due to the use of pharmacological stimulants such as Cocaine or Amphetamines.

Etymology: Derived from G'd Up, as "I stay G'd up" (as the per the lyrics in the G-Unit song, featured on the 2003 album "Beg for Mercy") but modified instead to "I stay Kei-ed up" in order to reflect the Kei (or Chi) practice.

"I'll be alright cos I stay Kei-ed up"

or

-"How you been? You been practicing your Kei?"

-"Yea, I've been great, still practicing the Kei"

="Oh that great, I'm also staying Kei-ed up, great isn't it..."

by Darkman Whiteman January 12, 2014

Ed Zachary Disease

When a person's breath is SO BAD that their mouth smells "Ed Zachary" like their asshole.

If you do not brush your teeth you are going to have Ed Zachary Disease, and no babe will want to kiss you.

by makomark13 March 4, 2009

Special Ed Class

the term used to identify a girl with an above average ass. This was found in the middle of a Kanye West song, in which he utters the words, "She's in that Special Ed Class...but shes got that dumb ass!". you may say this straight to the girls face or tell your dude. If a girl has an ass similar to the pancakes mom use to make, you can say they are in "that honors class" or "that girl is a straight intellectual!"(contradicting Special Ed). Drake is currently known to associate himself with some of the dumbest girls in the world. Basically its all about class without the CL. I believe this philosophy was brought to the table by Keaton Alexander and George Oguna in early 2010. GLS

shes gotta be in Special Ed Class! that girls IQ is probably 42

by Dr. Deez June 27, 2010