douchebag

Usually from Southern California, drive high priced sand rails, make fun of other people's hobbies.

These douchebag's were just making fun of my tricked out Ricer with Louis Vuitton seat covers.....

by chase1424 May 9, 2017

douchebag

what a man's gf calls him

girl: my bf is such a douchebag

by One little hellian February 22, 2017

douchebag-dickhead

when someone can't handle anything and acts out at any moment possible

jay jay is a douchebag-dickhead

jay jay always acts like a douchebag-dickhead

jay jay can't handle life cuz he is a douchebag-dickhead

by sav mor fuckin adams January 27, 2021

Douchebag

Describes what is left of a person after the best part of them dripped down the crack of their mama’s ass.

You are a complete and utter douchebag. The best part of you dripped down the crack of your mama’s ass.

by El Barbón March 15, 2023

Douchebag

A tool, one who acts like he is better than others.

A Maintenance of America manager.

That manager acts like his shit don't stink, what a douchebag.

by Barnythekid December 18, 2014

Corporate Douchebag

Someone who utilises tactical strike patterns from offensive military strategy within business practices (i.e. Microsoftian Seige Tactics for Patent suppression), in order to fuck over anyone they can get their hands on.

That Corporate Douchebag just sent that Military Organisation to wipe out village that said no to their factory.

by Theirishbarmaid April 23, 2024

douchebag

One who causes a problem through wrongdoing, incompetence or neglect and then wants to take credit for fixing the same problem, and would attempt character assasination against anyone who threatens to expose their facade.

Your business partner is a total douchebag!

by Insigtful June 12, 2018