dookie

NOUN
a. a pert female who cares deeply what the general public think but pretends they don't at all, who loves to talk chat and whine, who has to be seen everywhere at every party wearing something revealing while smoking and drinking up everyone's shit (can usually be seen holding a bottle of vodka.
b. a slut.
c. a female specimen.
d. an attractive female.
e. a stupid female
VERB as in dook
a. to do something that a dookie would typically do.

a. Kaylee has been quite the dookie ho at all the partys lately.
b. Man what a fuckin nasty dook! Dude stay away from her, she is a dookie hoe.
c. Hey dook! Some dookie ho came into the store today to but tampons.
d. Shit Chuckie, did you see that dook back there? Damn, she is a dookie. That dookie had some big titties.
e. Don't listen to her, she's just a dookie.

VERB
a. I guess the she's just gonna dook it out over there with Kara. What a dook ass thing to do of her.

by demboyswashuge May 16, 2007

dookie

Do-do with the skin off!

I went to the bathroom and thought that I hat to poop but it was a dookie!

by Grewvieguy February 27, 2003

Dooker

a loud, yet not smelly fart

I dropped a dooker

by Fuck Boy March 17, 2003

Asian Dookie

After taking a massive dump you have to take another dump an hour later.

I have to take an Asian Dookie.

by Drew Hayd March 10, 2008

dookage

ignoring someone or trying to avoid someone

I was trying to get a hold of him, but he was giving me dookage.

by amr May 11, 2006

dook on deck

To have the need to defecate.

"I need to hit up the bathroom, I've got a baby on board."

"It's called 'a dook on deck', dude."

by JoeDoh October 25, 2008

dookie

when a black man takes a dump its often referred to as a dookie

black girl 1: dam gurl jus took a fat azz dookie u smell dat ??
black professor 1: ehh babe make em say ughh ughhhh naw naw naw naw.

"She proceeds to change her pants"

by goldfireee August 21, 2011