I got Drunkel Craig'd this weekend when Drunkel Craig hit a rock with his boat and I had to pull his boat across the lake.
by Notdrunkelcraig July 3, 2017
Get the Drunkel Craig'd mug.An attempt to overthrow a duly elected government that dramatically fails due to incompetence and stupidity.
On January 6th, 2021 President Donald Trump incited his supporters to storm the capital but ultimately it was just a coup d'tard.
by Archeryfinn January 12, 2021
Get the Coup d'tard mug.1. (adj) When a service or utility is repaired or patched together haphazardly rather than correctly in an effort to save time or money; often resulting in frequent accidents, failures, or outages. The resulting jumbled mess of wires often resembles the lights and cords on a Christmas tree.
2. (adj) A sub-par, often dangerous and shoddy wiring job consisting of a jumbled mess of cables, exposed wires, and, shorts-outs; that is the result of numerous shortcuts taken by someone to save time or money.
3. (adj) Any utility or service that was repaired or engineered in a sub-par manner out of sheer laziness or ineptitude.
Synonyms: half-assed, shoddy, sub-par, piss-poor
2. (adj) A sub-par, often dangerous and shoddy wiring job consisting of a jumbled mess of cables, exposed wires, and, shorts-outs; that is the result of numerous shortcuts taken by someone to save time or money.
3. (adj) Any utility or service that was repaired or engineered in a sub-par manner out of sheer laziness or ineptitude.
Synonyms: half-assed, shoddy, sub-par, piss-poor
by DomPrice February 26, 2012
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Refers to Top Gear presenter Jeremy Clarkson's awesomely aggressive driving style.
The polar opposite of James May's driving style.
Refers to Top Gear presenter Jeremy Clarkson's awesomely aggressive driving style.
The polar opposite of James May's driving style.
Guy: Why are you shaking?
Other Guy: Its from adrenaline. I just Jeremy Clarkson'd the hell out of like 15 people.
Guy: Nice!
Other Guy: Its from adrenaline. I just Jeremy Clarkson'd the hell out of like 15 people.
Guy: Nice!
by norelationtothestig November 13, 2011
Get the jeremy clarkson'd mug.1) Oh no, I just cut my wrist with my slap bracelet. Looks like I Carl Winslow'd myself.
2) Haha, you just spilled Vanilla Coke on your New Kids on the Block shirt. Carl Winslow'd!
2) Haha, you just spilled Vanilla Coke on your New Kids on the Block shirt. Carl Winslow'd!
by Nancy S. February 13, 2009
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Get the Cus D'amato mug.When an author gets revenge on someone they hate by inserting them into a book and making them a horrible person.
Named after Michael Crichton, who put one of his critics into his next book and made him into a baby rapist with a small penis.
In Crichton's defense, the critic was a toolbag.
Named after Michael Crichton, who put one of his critics into his next book and made him into a baby rapist with a small penis.
In Crichton's defense, the critic was a toolbag.
Laura: Hi, remember me? You used to mock me back in Junior High.
Gwen: Yeah, so what?
Laura: I published a book and decided to feature you as a character. You have a mustache, saggy tits, and you're romantically interested in sheep.
Gwen: Aw, shit!
Laura: You've been Michael Crichton'd, bitch!
Gwen: Yeah, so what?
Laura: I published a book and decided to feature you as a character. You have a mustache, saggy tits, and you're romantically interested in sheep.
Gwen: Aw, shit!
Laura: You've been Michael Crichton'd, bitch!
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