Kiddie Condom

A condom made of a plastic bag as a condom on their finger to be used for fingering.

Girl: Did you bring a kiddie condom?
Boy: Yeah. Open wide.

by gbabbiii December 22, 2010

Condom Corp

A goof troop filled with users that screw up the Landonia patriarchy and borrowing the name from the accident that led to their birth.

y’all fuckers look like the condom corp 💀

by Leokingahoe November 23, 2022

non disclosure agreement condoms

Don't kiss and tell. period!!!!!.

Don't typically have sex. But when I do, i use non disclosure agreement condoms.

by Icomeoffassadickbutimnotsortof February 27, 2023

Condom

A rubber latex thing you wear during sex so you don't get pregnant.

Son: Dad, I got my gf pregnant, what do I do, she wants to keep it.
Dad: SOn, it's time I had a talk about the value of condoms, though your face should have been one to begin with.
Son: Uh, nevermind.

Condoms are the best way to protect yourself against sexually transmitted infections (STIs) and unwanted pregnancy. Condoms are a barrier contraceptive made from latex rubber, a synthetic rubber called polyisoprene, or a very thin plastic called polyurethane.

by Slutty ass condom October 1, 2020

Card Condom

A "Card Condom" is a slang term for the soft plastic sleeve that sports card collectors use to protect their cards from damage. They are also used by many people who are down with trading card games due to the high value and rarity of some cards in play.

You just payed $600 for that Black Lotus card you bought online and you still insist on playing with it without using a card condom to protect it from all of the scratches caused by our wooden table?! Are you crazy?

sleeve cover protect plastic card condom scratch damage glove

by Ivanchuk "Gore Buff" June 24, 2014

Asian condom

What the spice/flavouring packets for instant ramen/noodles are called since they look similar to condom packets

"Yo, Yam can you hand over the asian condom? These noodles lack flavour"

by TheGuyNextPlanet March 17, 2024

Condom Currency

A "Condom Currency" is a currency thats very weak compared with those from other countries.

"Why don't you buy it from X website?"
"They deal in international prices, can't afford it with condom currency"

by Lord of the Emus December 17, 2017