cohart

(Noun)

Definition:
The common phonetic spelling of the official term Co-heart.
While the true spelling is Co-heart (emphasizing a shared "heart" connection), "Cohart" is how the word is often written when dictated via voice-to-text.
It has come to mean the same thing: a partner in courage and emotion; a comrade of the spirit who sticks with you through challenging times.
It represents a person who is your ally, your emotional backup, and a member of your personal crusade.
(See the original, published definition under Co-heart).

Example of Use:
Person A: "I was a wreck, so I dictated a message to my friend for help. My phone wrote, 'I really need a cohart right now.'"

Person B: "That's perfect, actually. Even if it meant
'co-heart,' the meaning got through. We all need a cohart to face the tough stuff."

by odd elle November 18, 2025

Comack

what i misheard my friend saying while we were playing fortnite

I LOVE COMACK!1!! :3

by Yepimazure ツ November 23, 2025

cunt coma

To become comatosed, from excessive contact with cunt.

After I got my first ultra luxury car, it was always packed with pussy. An unrelenting sex parade, of money hungry women.

I fucked and fucked until I couldn't cum, then fucked some more. I just couldn't stop. I was out of control.

This went on for weeks. Until biology knocked me flat on my ass.

I was found naked and unconscious in my car by police. I was suffering from a severe cunt coma, and a ruptured penis. I almost died.

by Cunty Fresh Fanatic November 7, 2010

Convenience Coma

Excuse you use so you don't have to deal w/ what you did when you were drunk even though you DO remember.

Felix was talking about the night one minute and next he was totally crying convenience coma.

by Irish Goddess January 11, 2011

Awkward Coma

Where it's so awkward, that all you can do is sit in silence thinking about how awkward the situation/comment/moment is.

I could tell he was in a Awkward Coma because everytime I asked him what's wrong he'd say 'aaawwwkkkkwarddddd' all wide-eyed and not move.

by Capellan June 12, 2011

Colonel Coma

That extremely incredible feeling you get in your belly after spending more than 45 minutes in KFC endulging in a family sized bucket by yourself or with your chicken buddy.

Usually the whole shating, boned, boneless, 4 fries each and 2 large gravys.

Sam: "fuckkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk dat damn colnel done got me good again."
Brooke: "ererrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrgggghhhhhhhhhhh god damn pink bitch this is the worst colonel coma EVERRRR."
Sam: "it was so worth it. "

by samuwool November 13, 2011

Chow Coma

The sleepiness induced by eating too much.

After a large meal: "Chow Coma is setting in, I better take a nap."

by Clutzo November 27, 2011