Clowneyed

When a large South Carolina Defensive lineman with a number 7 on his chest hits you so hard you form an impression in the earth underneath you. Typically the hit goes viral on YouTube. See ESPN 2013 ESPY Best Play award winner.

Tajh Boyd got Clowneyed several times in the last South Carolina, Clemson game where the Gamecocks continued their winning streak. Rajion Neal of Tennessee and Michigan's Vincent Smith, got Clowneyed during the South Carolina Games.

by humbled Clemson fan October 20, 2013

clown noise

when someone tries to voice their opinion on a conversation they just walked into, but their comment has no meaning or relevance and they end up making a total ass out of themselves

Bro1: "How about that cowboys game last night bro?"

Bro2: "Yeah, Romo killed it in the fourth quarter."

*kid walks in*

Fag: "Man I love football, you guys wanna be friends?"

Bro1: "Fuck off, clown noise."

by rockpiece December 2, 2014

Clown Shit Frenzy

There are underground gang members that dress as clowns and only fight other gangs that dress as clowns. In order to join one of these gangs, one must engage in a clown shit frenzy with former members of that gang.

Bill had to engage in a clown shit frenzy in order to join the Bitch Butt Kids.

by Demetrius Petitt January 23, 2015

Clown Threats

What people who have no life do on Twitter, Instagram, Snapchat, and Facebook.

"Dude, I'm going to go make some Clown Threats to scare everyone!"

by Matthew Has Downs October 6, 2016

Clown sightings

When a clown comes to kill you in a dark place or in a lonely place

Bro I Think there's clown sightings over here

by awesomeness jokes November 11, 2016

Clown

The scariest thing since school

clowns will eat you in your sleep

by Nightcore@Fandom October 19, 2017

Clown Bait

A person so incompetent that they would get lured into a sex dungeon by pedophile clowns

Dude you're such clown bait

by Tye Gordon Gillis November 11, 2017