clotheswhore

A conspicuously dressy person.

Dude, look at that fucking clotheswhore. He's got that drip.

by b0bby215 May 31, 2023

Clothes hoe

I female/male that has a lot of clothes and will buy more but won’t give anyway

When we went to Jenny's she was a clothes hoe

by anonymous June 28, 2023

clothing chair

Chair used as a substitute for a closet or a cupboard in order to store clothes.

Please get rid of your fucking clothing chair, I beg you. You’re embarrassing our whole family.

by jackpipes August 5, 2023

clothesfished

When a woman dresses up to the point that her natural self is unrecognizable.

I got totally clothesfished tonight. Bra, panties, makeup the whole thing changed later that night.

by RvB Caboose August 27, 2023

clothing

clothing is to cover up your dingle dongle

"Hey dude, are socks clothing?"
"No, because they don't cover up your dingle dongle"

by CouchOog December 11, 2023

Clothelessness

The state of having no clothes

"My friend Parmjeet is suffering from clothelessness, please give money to help him"

by anonymous June 17, 2024

Clothenus Deez Nutsus Of The Sigma Skibidi Pantaloniums

When ur clothes stick to ur nuts because when you had sex the sticky cum stuck to your nuts and you fell asleep and it hardened like your penis and you cant take off ur clothes

Last night i had Clothenus Deez Nutsus Of The Sigma Skibidi Pantaloniums. I hated the experience.

by Wengardian Leviosa August 5, 2024