Alaskan Beads

Put small pieces of poop on a piece of floss, freeze it, then use them as anal beads.

Do you have an alaskan beads in the freezer?

by NaughtyCrownie April 18, 2012

The Bradshaw

Getting naked in bed with someone just to make-out.

Guy 1- Dude, last night me and Erin got naked in bed!
Guy 2- Did you get it in bro?
Guy 1- Naw dude, she pulled the Bradshaw on me. I was as mad as Chris Brown when he dated Rhianna.

by deerhunter234 February 17, 2013

milky bread knife

What your penis becomes when you have vigorous sex with a girl who has a yeast infection. Draper & Douce 2014

Last night I sliced this rotter with my milky bread knife, unbagged!

by Double D Industries April 5, 2014

plum bread

You know that feeling when your friend buys or makes you something that you honestly… hate. You know, for example if you best friend came along and offered you some expensive plum bread that they bought with their own money; there’s no way you could turn that down. You hate it, but you eat it. Each bite offers a strange texture that simply does not cut the mustard. Well, at least not effectively or efficiently for that matter. And probably with the wrong knife too!

Your friend, believing you love plum bread, buys another fucking loaf. You can’t go back now; you can't say you don’t like it otherwise they might think you’re some kind of retard. You then scoff down another loaf.

Anyway, you’re in too deep now and you can’t take back what you've said. The situation is very grave, and you have but one option. You slip out the knife you always carry around for situations like these.

“What’s that for buddy?” they say with a cheerful tone.

You slowly but surely push it into his neck.

“Ow,” he says before dying.

As if to answer your pleas, Batwhale floats over the top of your friend’s house, which may as well be yours now. He lets a gush of milk out as he moans “Milk is good for your boooones.”
You cheer and pray and eat it all up; every last drop. Now this cuts the mustard. You feel fulfilled and may never need to eat again. Your life is complete and Dorudon is your savior.

"Do you want some plum bread john?"
"Oh god! Not again!"

by Mmmm Juicy! November 12, 2014

Hawaiian Bread

An adjective used to describe the smell of high quality marijuana, cannabis, weed, and reefer.

Woah, dude, do you smell that???
Yeah man, it smells like Hawaiian Bread!!!

by trippyhippy123 May 14, 2015

dense bread

A lot of money.

"Damn that's some dense bread ya got there rick"

by TheFuriousMustardSquancher November 17, 2016

the breaded donger

When you use a cheesetick as a condom while f*cking a girl/guy.

Bro 1: "Dude I saw you out with Amanda, did ya smash?"
Bro 2: "Yeah I did bro. I even got her to agree to The Breaded Donger!"
Bro 1: "No way man, how was it. "
Bro 2: "It felt amazeballs man."

by BigDick 12 March 21, 2017