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Tussionex (aka Death in a Bottle) 

Part B
Fear - Another common side-effect is fear itself. There has been many cases of fear and panic spreading throughout an area just from the mere mention of DIAB. One unofficial record of DIAB's effect is "The War of the Worlds" radio broadcast. If you tuned in to the Columbia Broadcasting System on October 30, 1938 Just after the opening theme of Piano Concerto No. 1, by Pyotr Ilyich Tchaikovsky, the microphone flips on about 3 seconds too early and catches Orson Welles gagging and exclaiming his hatred of Tussionex. "Damn Death in a Bottle!" And he proceeds to vomit on the studio floor. A few minutes later, they continued on with the show. The microphones shut off immediately after he uttered the phrase, but it was too late. Panic ensued with many people fleeing the New York Area from Post-traumatic stress disorder (PTSD) associated with DIAB.
"Aww, man. My chest hurts so bad... I need some medicine." Poor soul heads over to the medicine cabinet and opens it up. "Oh, no.... I only have Tussionex (aka Death in a Bottle)... You son of a bitch. F*** this, I am going to chew on glass, would be way more satisfying."
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Douche bottle 

similar to a douche bag but its a bottle not a bag.

Corking the Bottle

The act of inserting your testicles into a participating partners ass (male or female). It is preferable that the ass is a tight one. Then when you pull your testicles out they should make a "pop" sound, like pulling a cork out of a bottle.
I corked your sister last night and ended up with shit on my balls.

I was Corking the Bottle last night when her parents walked in on us. The chic was so surprised and tried to pull away which, for obvious reasons, I was trying to stop turned the Corking into a Rodeo.

Sex in a Bottle 

Using the male penis and a water bottle to masturbate. After several thrusts or ejaculation, quickly seal the bottle with a cap/lid. You will then have Sex in a Bottle.
I mastubated with a water bottle and kept the bottle sealed with my filthy and warm ejaculent... my Sex in a Bottle.

left handed beer bottle

a large, fake wang usually used for a dirty rasberry hudini swirl.
Man, i was givin this girl a hudini swirl last night and she asked me to use the left handed beer bottle!

Victorias Secret Bottle 

A very large/wide dick. As round as a Victoria's Secret Body Double Mist bottle.
Damn, his Victorias Secret bottle really made me weak last night.

piss into a bottle 

to get drunk or drink too much alcohol.(probably)
Coffee was no good for punctuating the tedium unless he was prepared to piss into a bottle (Kate Atkinson-Case Histories)