boredid

really really really bored

im boredid cuz i cant talk to my baby right now

by Kimmie September 25, 2003

borednaked's pablo

A counterfeit which remains convincing for only a short time. A temporary solution or distraction.

"I was massively underqualified. At the interview I had to pull out borednaked's pablo."
"I'm not done my assignment, I could use borednaked's pablo right now."

by Johnny M May 13, 2005

boredable

adj: describes someone who you would only hang out/hook up with when you're bored.

girl: "So that guy over there wants to hang out tonight, should I?"

friend:"He's no Jude Law, but he's boredable."

by April P. September 25, 2007

boredester

the higest possible form of boredom - higher than bored, border, and boredest

e.g. i am the boredester

by agfuowefkdsuh August 19, 2008

Bore 3

Butt sex. The second least desirable form of sex that can be elicited from a woman, behind only Bore 4.

Dude, the second she stopped paying attention I just slipped it out and put it in Bore 3.

by KRAKEN!! March 21, 2010

Sideways barefoot midget

Ejaculating on a girls face at an angle while putting your foot in her ass

Sideways barefoot midget

by Weirdwun September 5, 2016

Aurora Borealis

To ejaculate (by way of masturbation or fellatio) onto the outerlining of the females nipple, then proceed to clean it off with your tongue and/or teeth.

The Aurora Borealis I pulled on that bitch last night was incredible, but it left a nasty taste in my mouth.

by kevlikesturtles May 20, 2008