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Blumpkin

the act of giving someone a "blumpkin" refers to squatting on their chest and defecating while they suck u off.
by LiveLaughGoon March 28, 2024
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Burmese Blumpkin

Similar to a regular bumpkin, but slightly different. The act of receiving a blowjob from one individual while defecating on or in the mouth of another individual. Commonly executed during a threesome.
I was bored on a Sunday so I went on urban dictionary. I saw the definition of a Burmese Blumpkin and I threw up everywhere.
by Hdog99 October 16, 2014
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Super Taco Bell blumpkin

When you and ur shorty slam a Gordita crunch at Taco Bell, and while unloading on the shitter, you yell for her to suck you off. When she gets on her knees, flip a quick 180 and shart all over her.
Yeah man last Friday my girl gave me the super Taco Bell blumpkin ! It was awesome !
by Cheddyblumpy180 May 2, 2024
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Blumpkin Friday

When you meet up with your homies on a Friday night to give each other blumpkins and rimjobs.
Hey bro, you should come to our house this friday. Me, Andrew, and viraj are gonna have a blumpkin Friday.
by Evaniscute47 January 27, 2025
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blumpkin

getting the hawk tuah while taking a dookie
by binaryrecord22 January 15, 2025
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Blumpkin Spiced Latte

its just like a normal Blumpkin (a man receiving oral sex whilst on the toilet having a poo) but the man has diarrhea
after eating to many spicy curries john had to run to the toilet when his girlfriend came into the bathroom and gave him a Blumpkin spiced latte
by Mr FIibble February 13, 2024
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puerto rican blumpkin

when 2 men ejaculate into each others urethras, then proceed to have a sumo match
me and my boy settled it with a good old puerto rican blumpkin
by Farcical April 21, 2024
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