air blader

Someone whose only form of physical exercise is drying their hands in a Dyson airblade

Unfit? He’s a total air blader

by Wordcracker October 10, 2020

Gender Blender

Someone who thinks they are the opposite gender

*James Charles walks by*
Guy: look at that Gender Blender

by AskJarl October 26, 2020

polish blender

You widen a girls ass and fill it with fruit and juice. Then fuck her in the ass till it is a smooth creamy smoothie. Then just get a straw.

I wanted a smoothie but my blander was broken so I used Ashley and made a polish blender.

by I like the thicc Bois November 13, 2020

Warehouse bladder

A seeming need to go to the toilet all the time. Typically used as a way to tease an individual.

I have a bit of a warehouse bladder.

by Moonbelt December 5, 2020

Caffeine Bladder

Slang, the constant need to urinate due to excessive caffeine consumption

I need to relieve myself. Again? Yes I have caffeine bladder

by OldDogg January 17, 2021

Tube bladder

When you travel on the London underground and need to take a piss, knowing full well you can't get off until your stop

*8 stops to go*

Mate I've got tube bladder I might have to get off early maybe at Camden to take a slash

by Manchatlads January 22, 2021

Boomer blinders

A metaphor for the rose-tinted glasses effect that boomers seem to have on their world views and ideals, that ends up spreading to other people who share their social circles. Can infect millenials, Gen-X's, Gen-Z's and even some Gen-C's.

Dad always kept going on and on about how great America is, and how we have freedom and we should be proud, despite the fact that guns don't keep us safe, in fact more people are killed by guns in America than anywhere else in the world. Pop really needs to take off his boomer blinders and look at the world from reality.

by The Macbroker February 9, 2021