out of the big bed

term which aptly describes the status of a husband who is in mondo big trouble with the misses ....

(see David Letterman, Sen. John Edwards)

After three days of observing him awaken for work from his office couch, the entire office knew Paul was officially out of the big bed....

by sheila in the car October 6, 2009

breakfast and bed

when u stay up all night and then go to sleep after eating breakfest

That last new year's eve party was a breakfast and bed for me

by b to the rizzle May 11, 2007

Left 4 Bed

A scary freaking video based on Left 4 Dead. It uses sound bites from the game to make it sound like Bill and Louis are having rough sex.

"Hey, I showed my girl Left 4 Bed, and she got the urge."
"how'd it go?"
"Well, like the vid :)"
"gross"

by Jykcor January 31, 2009

Warm the Bed

The act of farting in bed in order to provide a more inviting environment for one's partner.

Please warm the bed for me baby. Did you have nachos for lunch?

by Dark Chocolate V2 June 19, 2011

unmade bed

an unmade bed is a bed which has been left in extreme disarry but is often used as a derogatory term to describe someone who looks as though they were traipsed upon by a herd of elephants after getting dressed because they're lazy and unconcerned about their appearance. Usually this person must be larger in size for it to properly apply but there can be exceptions.

Hey, did you see Melissa this morning? She looks like an unmade bed.

Doesn't he own an iron? He looks like an unmade bed today.

by SamIBe May 19, 2012

leg out of bed

Slang for when someone blows up there motor (car) by having a piston break through the engine block

Did you here about John's motor? It put a leg out of bed big time.

by Sketchey January 6, 2008

club bed

A place you tell someone your going if you are too tired to go anywhere.

"Yo bro where you going tonight?"

"Yo Im goin to Club Bed, I heard DJ Pillow and MC Blanket is in the house, and the ladies are gettin in free ALL NIGHT!"

by D Dubz October 9, 2007