albino beaver

An older woman whose pubic region is lacking the ability to produce a plethora of colored hairs.

When frank went down on mary, his face was confronted with an angry albino beaver

by RumpleForesk1n November 15, 2014

coin operated beaver

A prostitute. Also an insulting reference to a cheap or whore-a-licious woman.

Aaron was so ugly that he had to use a coin operated beaver to get any.

by Capn’ Obvious August 2, 2008

Line beaver

A person (or persons) who disrupts the natural flow of a lineup or queue, much like Canada’s finest five-cent-piece-gracing animal would a stream. The line beaver will rear its ugly head at the least opportune time … like when you’re in a lineup. As the line beaver reaches the cashier, his or her natural instincts kick in and the dam begins to take shape. Characteristics of line-beaverism include, but are not limited to, scrounging for exact change, requesting price checks, coupon sorting, and asking long-winded questions that would be better directed to the customer service desk.

“Hey, let’s jump in the Express lineup—it’s only five people deep… oh wait a sec, (together) LINE BEAVER!

by Cloudsley Hoodspith May 30, 2009

turbo beaver

The condition that affects women at the beginning of p.m.s. before they turn into a bitch and such need to have huge amounts of sex.

"Ted, my vagina is throbbing so hard cause I'm about menstruate and I'm about to turn into a devil-bitch... Cum and get it while you can!"

"Whoa, you are riding me way too hard. You are thrashing around on me like you have turbo beaver!"

by eolivine January 16, 2010

Justine Beaver

A horrible teenage girl, who has somehow turned a large amount of the population of pre-teen to teenage girls into lesbians

Girl 1: OhEmGee I LOVE JUSTIN BIEBER!!!!
Girl 2: Umm, don't you mean Justine Beaver?

by smartgirlie February 28, 2011

Justin Beaver

Justin Beaver is a bitch celeberty from Canada that all the 12 year girls love he is useless regarded as a "gay"/"fag"

Don't you just hate that greedy bastard Justin Beaver

by DerpMcNuggetsOrSwagDankAndMlg October 7, 2016

wet beaver

1. When a woman is aroused, she will produce arousal juices near her vagina, then she will have a wet beaver.

2. Some say the ultimate wet beaver can only be attained when said juices make contact with an actual fur jacket.

That women in the beaver fur jacket has a wet beaver, I can smell it.

by forminspector March 23, 2016