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uncle beaner

uhn-col bee-ner; noun; the epitomy of lazy shit, otherwise known as a balding, fat, old man who rejects good looking women, to ejaculate on adams apples in Acuna.
" Hey that Uncle Beaner just turned down that hot blonde and went home with that fat chick from the donkey show,I think her name is Hector?"
by zuesbeans October 24, 2006
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Ridin' Beaner

Ridin' Beaner means to have all the passangers in your car ride in the front and have no one in the backseat
Me, Jose, and Paco were Ridin' Beaner last night
by YeagerBOMB April 4, 2007
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A Leaking Beaker

Biggest fucking bitch slut of all time. Only thing this whore enjoys is playing guys and sucking massive ass black cock. Has a fucking growing disorder and is always high af. Think this bitch is nice? Think again dumbass, you are getting played.
by chrisVno3s November 8, 2016
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Down goes the leaver, when you see the beaver

When you have a boner and then you see a hot girl and you go soft.
GUY1:Oh shit!
GUY2:HA HA! You know what they say, down goes the leaver, when you see the beaver.
by rawr17 January 21, 2010
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Billy Beane

Billy Beane is the smartest man on Earth and will forever change the game of baseball.

"In Billy We Trust"
by Baked Beanes June 11, 2006
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Beaner weiner

The small uncircumsized penis on a person. Namely one of Spanish or Latin decent. But can be used for any male typically a Mexican that is not legal.
Hey Janet how was last night with Francisco?

Ennhhh not soo good the guy has a beaner weiner.

Ohh sorry at least he looks good in a cowboy hat and oversized belt buckle
by Jahn mccool March 2, 2010
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beaker baby

A person, similar to a testtube baby, who was a fatass baby and therefore too large to fit in the testtube so they were placed in a beaker.
alex glumac
by PotatoChip May 3, 2003
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