after-birther

A birther who, even after the release of Pres. Obama's "long form" birth certificate still doesn't believe he was born in the united states.

That wing-nut is an after-birther. He has seen Obama's long form certificate but still doesn't believe it.

by m00ndog May 20, 2011

after-burn

A cigarette smoked after smoking pot ('burning'). The lungs have a pleasurable burning sensation after smoking weed which heightens the pleasurable sensation of smoking tobacco.

"I wish I had saved that dart for an after-burn."

"Let's have an after-burn shall we?"

"We smoked after-burns before going inside."

by mousygerade January 15, 2014

after shittle

the poop after anal sex in other words after performing anal its what come out of who has just been fucked mixed with the occasional cum.

I'm having after shittle

by LOve_moneY September 9, 2014

Afterfart

The short amount of time that exists after your partner farts that allow you to slip your penis into her / him. The required time is only short as you want easy accessibility (or 'surprise') but don't want any back pressure to linger on your member

The afterfart allowed for easy penetration of my partner's butt hole...

by Fuqdalegend.com April 19, 2016

After-shit

After-shit is piss, toilet water, or any other bodily fluids that either splash up onto your butthole or the even more disgusting, that you sit on when having a Shit baby or accidentally sitting on a toilet seat after some other ass hat had a Shit baby and didn't clean it up.

Ryan: "SHIT!"
Kevin, in another stall: "Ryan?"
Ryan: "I just sat down without looking first and now there's After-shit all over my ass."
Kevin: "Ryan what the fuck have I told you. TMI."

by monkey with a type-writer June 5, 2018

After Shits

After you shit and get a good clean ass. an hour later you notice some after shit in your ass.

It seem like every time I shit...I have to wipe my ass again an hour later because of After Shits

by Slick Witmore May 9, 2018

After-thot

1. A person that is so much of a hoe that they have upgraded from thot status.

2. When you come to the realization that a person you were interested in a moment ago was terrible ideal after you rethought about it.

Bruh, that chick is an after-thot

by Corrust May 10, 2018