Surfin' Bird

Song by early Garage Rock/Rock n Roll band The Trashmen from their debut album of the same name. The Ramones did a terrific cover of it on their "Rocket to Russia" album.

A great song indeed. Sadly most kids today only know about it due to it's use on an episode of "Family Guy".

Kid A: What are you listening to?

Kid B: Surfin' Bird

Kid A: Sweet! Which version, The Trashmen or The Ramones?

Kid B: Ummm...Peter Griffin's?

Kid A: You mean The Trashmen's version.

Kid B: No I'm pretty sure this is Peter's

Kid A: *sigh* Never mind. *to self* That's why I'm fine with Futurama

by Gaaraofthedamned August 17, 2011

shit bird

1. An uncommon insult that generally makes others laugh at the person being insulted.
2. Commonly used insult in US Navy bootcamp in Great Lakes, IL. Named after those little friggin Shit Birds that hop around all day, just eating and shitting. Eat, and .... SHIT. Eat and friggin Shit. They never sing, always shitting where you're about to do push-ups and even if you happen to stomp one, they're not big enough to eat. Damn shit birds.

Bootcamp company commander at 4am....

Wake you bunch of fucking shit birds! Get out of them racks. Recruit where are you going?
Recruit responds: to take a piss sir.
CC responds: I bet you'd like to take a big shit in there too and afterwards stroll off for some nice hotcakes and eggs. Well you ain't you fucking shit bird! Now get back in line.

by Colonel Coo August 9, 2006

slanging birds

selling bricks of cocaine are large amounts

man look at tony driving a new car he does not even have a job , he must be slanging birds

by mr. gettin to tha money March 16, 2012

terd bird

A bird found in the earth's core. It is coated with blackish-white feathers and takes a dump every 22 seconds.

One day, I will dig down to the earth's core and eat me a terd bird.

by Jonny Livestrong February 6, 2005

bird's custard

The thick, creamy sauce that slurps out of a bird when she is aroused (very nice on a piece of apple pie).

"After dinner I enjoyed my aunt's cherry pie with a thick helping of bird's custard"

by Bob Sometimes March 23, 2005

Big Bird

The source of all sesame chicken.

Big Bird is the source of all sesame chicken.

by LuigiXmission.420 September 6, 2010

bumping birds

when two young at heart folks feel the need for some sexual healing.

I think mom and dad bumped birds last night.

by shawna donkey July 28, 2003