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the wipe

Continuously wiping your anal cavity after dropping a particularly juicy load of fecal matter. Usually after passing flatulence, you feel a wet sensation, and once you wipe once more, it's like you never wiped in the first place. Also known as "swamp ass."
"My ass hole is leaking, I must have the wipe!"
by silverbackjp November 6, 2013
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Wipe one

to masturbate (typically in a quick manor, as to save time)
Hold up mate, I gotta wipe one out first!”
“She’s fugly, rather wipe one then root her”
by Dead step sister April 7, 2024
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Viet Kong Wipe

After a poop no matter how much wiping you do you can’t clear everything out. You know there’s more in the tunnel but you’re never able to reach it all.
I have some major itching going on this morning after a battle with a nasty Viet Kong Wipe.
by HouseFace May 23, 2025
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The Wipe Start

When you gotta shit real bad but it won’t come out. Just get up in that cornhole with a big wad of toilet paper and jam it in there, wiping vigorously from front to back. Works like a charm.
I had to take a duke real bad but it wouldn’t come out. So I gave my arse The Wipe Start. Floodgates open!
by BallzDeeeeeeeeep March 8, 2023
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sniff n wipe

After a male sticks finger in clitirous, he takes it out, takes a big whiff and then wipes the juice on the females thigh.
Oi Harls, is it true that he did a sniff n wipe.

Next time, make sure he doesnt pull a sniff n wipe!
by 1234hives November 25, 2019
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Pussy Wipe

A person that is so stupid and illiterate that they don't understand how the alphabet works and makes the mistake of defining the word "wipe" with the definition of the word "whip", ironically making himself look exactly like a pussy wipe himself.
Once upon a time there was a little dumbass that went on urban dictionary to define the word pussy whip but thought it was spelled pussy wipe because he didn't know how to spell or define it in the first place and he lived crappily ever after.
by SuperMegaAsshole June 8, 2022
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Single Wipe Wonder

When you take a crap and it comes out so perfect, you only need to gather one wad of TP to wipe yourself clean.
Man, after that Mexican food yesterday, I had the best crap. It was a single wipe wonder!!
by GCSRT8 December 15, 2011
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