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Zero

Zero is the most amazing person you’ll ever meet, he’s got the most amazing personality, it’s impossible not to like him. He is an absolutely caring person but most people think he’s scary. Zero is very silly. Zero may be a bit hard to get close to but once you do it’s absolutely worth it, you should cherish him.
Zero is the most amazing friend I could ask for!

WOW! Look at zero, he’s so cool!

Zero is my best friend and I made this for him.
by Blood.gutzz November 21, 2023
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Zero Knowledge Proof

Doing something that proves that you have zero knowledge.
"That guy just told me he believes $BTC is going to the moon".

"Bruh! $BTC is going to zero. He just showed you he's an idiot. That's what you call a zero knowledge proof."
by fooledbyrandomness69 December 4, 2023
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zero times infinity

1. Something nonlogical, undefined, nonsense.
1-1. Something that seems like the above.

2. Something that doesn`t exist.

3. Something frustrating to calculate.
1.
Guy a: Did you hear The Whore is going out with Jason?
Guy b: What! That`s like zero times infinity! Why would he...

2.
Guy a: I`m raising a pet dinosaur.
Guy b: You fucking liar. I know dinosaurs are zero times infinity!

3.
Calculate the limit of (1/x) x when x goes to infinity.
by Jekr December 10, 2018
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Zero gravi-d

Adjective/Noun/Verb
The act of taking too much viagra therefore causing a prolonged erection
Doctor: "and what was your last oral intake Jimmie?"
Jimmie: "well I took some viagra."
Doctor: "it seems to be that your diagnosis is a case of zero gravi-d"
by Lobot13 July 22, 2017
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the concept of zero can be explained by the absence of a number

3-2-1... zero?
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by isocialmad March 1, 2019
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Zero is the number of points which AEK Athens gained in the Champions League season 2018-2019. Zero points is the worst a team can ever accomplish.
AEK Athens gained zero points this season. PAOK Thessaloniki will do the same next year.
by CyborgGR December 12, 2018
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The amount of money Mexico will pay for Trump's boarder wall
News in from the future, Mexico still pays zero for the wall
by MrMoDoJoJr February 11, 2019
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