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Stay woke 

A form of ghetto CPR given in form of a encouraging phrase, sometimes accompanied by clapping of hands by the person doing the encouraging, rather than in a useful life saving procedure that can actually save a life. Usually told to a poor soul that got ventilated by Police, a rival rapper or any one else with a grudge, and is used by friends or family members who want to see their friend or relative stay alive, but can't or won't render proper medical aid for whatever reason.
Man 1: *Gasping for air, bleeding heavily*
Man 2: "Stay woke man!(Clap, Clap, Clap) I believe in you buddy! Stay woke!"
Man 1: *Gasping begins to subside, eyes start rolling to the back of the head*
Man 2: "C'mon, you'r better than that! Stay woke!(louder clapping)STAY WOKE!"
Stay woke by Just a dead man. April 18, 2016

Anti-woke 

Anti-woke. is when you know that the liberals that control the "Woke" agenda are nothing but stale bits of excrement and feces, that you have to clean off your shoes.
Jay is so anti-woke now. he laughs at when the liberals get stupid with their "woke" dogshit agenda
Anti-woke by Nunyo Business June 2, 2022

Staying "Woke" 

When you learn a really mind-blowing fact that you have never realized before.
Bruh y'all know that cacti is the multiplum from fucking Cactus. "shit" another person says. Fuck we be Staying "Woke" or Woke for short.
Staying "Woke" by fjll August 17, 2017

Stay Woke 

In the same way that one love means "smoke pot" , stay woke means "eat acid"

I.e. stay woke fam
Stay Woke by Wokefam October 1, 2019

alt-woke 

being aware or a false belief of being aware of more apolitical and less politically correct things in society that are often very vague and not based on solid reasons and rooted in conspiracy theory eg "green energy is globalist communism". "Veganism kills more animals than factory farming" Youtube and facebook comment sections are usually full of such enlightened statements from sun-glass on head baldies and platinum blond pseudo-psychologists with too much time on their hands. Usually the right-wings own brand of 'woke' but not exclusive to them. But can also be about things that ARE true but are not politically correct and attract twitter woke scolds.
James at work is always repeating the alt-woke hot takes he reads on facebook.

During this pandemic Vicky has become alt-woke and joined anti-5G groups and anti-vax, which she often browses from her radiation emitting phone, whilst smoking some DNA damaging rothman kingsize

Kumar keeps alt-woke scolding me calling me a sheep telling me to wake up
alt-woke by Q-adumb January 1, 2021

fake woke 

most of the time, girls named anna are considered “fake woke”.

it is to pretend to be woke usually for clout a very contagious and destructive mindset.
“I cannot believe she said she, a white person, is oppressed. she’s such a fake woke!”
fake woke by Seanixiplier July 31, 2019