When a chicks labia flaps like my Bloodhounds jowls when he's hanging he's hanging his out of my truck window at 80mph.
Linda's big ole labia flaps were Wizard Hounding like my old dog Henry's jowls when he's hanging his head out of my truck window.....and that shit smells like my five year old house shoes.
by Dawgbreff March 7, 2018
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Wizard of “Oz”, Oz” meaning “ounce”.
What you say on the phone to your paranoid dealer who consumes to much of their own product and therefore believes that their “line is tapped by the feds”, or send in a text message intead of ounce. Of course if their “line was tapped” or “the feds were reading their messages” then “the feds” would deciever the true meaning of “wizard” because they suspected your dealer of dealing, the “the feds” would deciefer the true meaning of “wizard” in all of about 10 seconds.
What you say on the phone to your paranoid dealer who consumes to much of their own product and therefore believes that their “line is tapped by the feds”, or send in a text message intead of ounce. Of course if their “line was tapped” or “the feds were reading their messages” then “the feds” would deciever the true meaning of “wizard” because they suspected your dealer of dealing, the “the feds” would deciefer the true meaning of “wizard” in all of about 10 seconds.
Hello...yep, so yeah, I wanna get a wizard off you....How much?!...but a henry is only 20!...Hmmf...Ok, I’ll meet you in the car park of Maccie Ds in 10 minutes.
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Maria and I were role playing last night and I was a warlock so I gave her a wizard wand.
I use used a wizard wand to give Mary a two sticker.
I use used a wizard wand to give Mary a two sticker.
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