The wild emo

Usually a hardcore emo who when scared their hair grows and swaddles them for comfort eats raw meat at lunch

Alex : we have to be quite don't want to scare the wild emo

by Kohnnie_is_real November 23, 2015

John Weldon Elementary School

A fucking trash dump of cancerous fucking nitric acid.
The teachers here are fucking morbidly obese and the main bullies are either poor kids or the teachers. Most of my teachers were assholes to me, and I'm pretty sure it caused me to have a lot of problems with authority. I had and still do have mild autism and the teachers didn't care. They just treated me like the shit that comes out of their fat ass after they're done eating the dreams of children. The recess teachers don't even let you make gun noises outside and run around like most 10 year olds do. You get yelled at. The fucking school is microscopic and since I left they painted the school walls fucking neon and it looks like a fucking discotech.

John Weldon Elementary School is fucking misery, and caused me to have a lot of depression and anger. I cried because the teachers embarrassed me. I wanted to die.

by Satan-ui Yeomso July 1, 2016

Skeet weld

The act of using ones seminal fluid as an adhesive.

Bro, see that chick over there? Eric told me he skeet welded her to his bed last night.

by Matt_DII August 3, 2016

The wild Nicky j

Everyone has that one friend that turns into a total savage every time alcohol or marijuana is brought out sometimes referred to as the wild Nicky j

Travis: why the fuck is he dumping Budweiser into his corn chowder?
Nik: that's the wild Nicky j don't ask

by Jewkill November 7, 2016

Spot Welder

A guy that has zero control during sex and blows his load immediately after insertion.

Mike is a spot welder. As soon as he begins, he's finished.

by yogurtdealer June 13, 2018

sack weld

When it is so hot and sticky that your nut sack is hard welded to the side of your leg that it requires a pry bar and a full on split to separate them.

Dude i was in New Orleans this summer and the sack weld was so bad it tore the hair off my legs.

by Cmf1971 July 22, 2018

soap weld

A soap weld is the product of combining one bar of soap with another with the use of water and hand pressure.

The bar of soap was worn down to a tub skipping stone so I soap welded it to the new bar. Now my showers smell like sandalwood and irish spring.

by FrankThunderdome January 30, 2019