penis-weasel

a person who willingly dicks you over for the sake of their own genetalia.

"Hey i saw john making out with you're girlfriend!"

"yeah he is quite the penis-weasel..."

by J-Meezy July 2, 2008

Diesel Weasel

When a Man performs Anal Sex on a woman(or man) with diarrhea

She said she was sick...so i just gave her a diesel weasel

by Sparks21686 October 8, 2010

polished weasel

bj

polished weasels should not be considered play when you dont expect a kiss

by me October 5, 2003

weaseled

When man smokes bare 'po, and man is well wadgered.

Snake: 'Sarah, i can fit 12 biscuits in my mouth!'
Sarah: 'Shut up, your well weaseled. Can I have an ice lolly?'

by John May 3, 2004

king weasel

A person who hasn't lost and of their weasel yet. They have yet to participate in any sexual activities including pulling

She is an innocent King Weasel

by Vivica69 May 5, 2005

Pickled_Weasel666

Noun(1) - Incredebly undeniably awesome.
Noun(2) - see awesome and 1337.
Noun(3) - a very 1337 h4x0r.

Noun(1) - you are so Pickled_Weasel666!
Noun(2) - you are so Pickled_Weasel666!
Noun(3) - you are so Pickled_Weasel666!

by The CIA World Factbook December 5, 2003

weiseling

when tom's mom sucks the cack

gee ms. doherty you r real good at weiseling my cack

by brad December 14, 2004