Watching Trash Cans Dry

It's like watching paint dry, but smells like ass usually. Also beware of abbundance of free time.

Boss: What did you get done?
Worker: It was like watching trash cans dry?
Boss: What?
Worker: You know what I mean.
Boss: They are still wet though.
Worker: Exactly that's why I've been smoking for the last 5 hours I don't know why they take so long.

by Tyranid5 August 17, 2011

Watchington

Washington State pronounced in a Mexican tongue.

Where you heading now? We're going to Watchingtonapple harvest is coming up soon.

by Sir Blackness November 10, 2012

Watchwatcher

An annoying person who checks the time/ asks for the time too often.

You won't be too late, so take it easy and stop checking the time every minute. You're such a watchwatcher.

by lorenzaux February 9, 2015

watchamajig

A word that some people use when they can't remember the name of a person, character, dog, cat, fish etc.

Some similar words include watchajigger and watchamacallit.

Watchamajig went to that store yesterday.

by shamm01 August 8, 2014

Watchamafucker

When you're trying to find a word for something and watchamajigger just won't fucking cut it.

I want to go find the, the um, you know, the, the fucking thing, the fucking watchamafucker.

by KlondikeKandiKid May 22, 2016

watchening

verb;

the act of "watching" tv but mainly listening to it because you are busy doing other things.

This morning I was watchening the Morning Joe show talk about what an idiot Trump is.

by Cat City January 26, 2017

watch out real quick!

what you use to get pass a person quickly not necessarily in your way but you still want to be a an asshole

me: (passing through a group of people) ey watch out real quick! dawg. my bad i didn't mean

Them: (murmering) Dick head

by Xxcyclonexx March 2, 2017