Washington Redskin

The act of cutting a hole in variable grade(s) of sandpaper to be fit and worn around ones penis as a backboard during intercourse.

Matt gave the best Washington Redskin to Foofu last night, her knot must look like 99 Red Balloons!

by EINSTEIN-one January 3, 2013

extreme street walking

A combination of flips and grinds using your feet and not a skateboard or bike. Mainly performed by experts. Not reccomended for novices, try skateboarding first(unless you are a complete idiot like we are you duck butter drinker).

Yo...We are going extreme street walking after school. We don't have our camera man so we need you to come. Make sure to bring your awesome off the shiznit shoes. Ya

by Speder May 15, 2005

Walking Triangle

Name given to those people who are born with a short torso and long legs. Walking triangles are known for their short temper and mostly nonsensical outbursts. Beware of the walking triangles, they are dangerous.

Hey did you see that walking triangle? Don't get too close they are wild.

by BigA May 13, 2005

Walking Choclate

Also see Operation Moving Shadow.

A word for black people, nigger,

A: I was in the mall the other day and the Walking Choclate bumped into me.

by SetheySeduction January 31, 2008

Waking Hangover

Although a rare occurance, the Waking Hangover occurs when one consumes several alcoholic beverages, often a mixture of beer, alcohol, and wine, in a short time in order to become intoxicated quickly, then staying awake long enough to sober up. Once sober, said person may suffer from normal hangover symptoms including nausea and headaches.

Guy 1: I downed two Jack and Cokes, three Sam Adams and a couple shots of Jose before I went to dinner with my girlfriends family.
Guy 2: How'd that go?!
Guy 1: Don't know, I ended up getting a Waking Hangover and left early.

by CLopez August 15, 2008

Walking the Digimon

The pleasurable shaking of your penis in a vigorous motion until reproductive fluid is discharged .

"Dude don't come over yet, I'm walking the Digimon"

"I walked the Digimon so much last night, I have trouble sitting down"

by Digimon Master 2000 March 12, 2010

Walking Tortoise Head

An extreme case of Turtle Head, in which the victim is forced to take sliding baby steps and clench their butt cheeks in order to avoid a full on pant's crapping episode.

You suddenly realize you have turtle head. You leave your desk and take several steps towards the restroom only to experience the second stage of Turtle Head called, "Walking Tortoise Head". You clench your butt cheeks together and make baby steps praying for the strength and the luck to make it to the toilet in time to release this angry monster.

by Caedis T Yo May 7, 2011