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working man

A man who is unlikely to participate in any social activities due to being over encumbered by numerous bills and savings goals. Also known as somebody who is unable to sustain a relationship due to a lack of mental energy to tolerate the bickering and ungodly amount of attention called for by a significant other.

Likely to have few friends, if any. May experience mild to severe mood disorders over time if forced into a solitary living arrangement.

Many working men are caught up in the long working hours and stable income. Consequently, they often do very little to advance into a field that would improve their earning potential, especially if there is risk involved (low introductory pay rates, layoffs, returning to the bottom in seniority, etc.)
Joe's Friend's Girlfriend: "Wow, this apartment smells funny. Does Joe think that his dishes are going to do themselves?"

Joe's Friend: "Classic working man problems."
by societalmaggot November 23, 2014
mugGet the working manmug.

Work Wife

A symbolic marriage between two co-workers within the same employment facility that carries all the pain and suffering of a real marriage without any of the fringe benefits.
Matt's work wife, Emily, is always yelling at him and expecting him to buy her shiny expensive things.
by Tim in Sedro September 3, 2010
mugGet the Work Wifemug.

devil's work

Something really bad or unbearably painful to endure.

Synonyms: painful disgusting boring awful
1) That organic kale crunch is the devil's work.
2) A six hour orchestral concert is the devil's work.
by dabbin on the daily April 28, 2016
mugGet the devil's workmug.

work it out

to solve a problem

when a man wanks because he is aroused and can't get his bonor down.

to sort out a relationship thats not going very well
"yes ive finally worked it out"

"sorry i'm late sir, I saw a hot girl and I had to work it out"

"i'll have to work it out with stacy, she wasn't happy when I felt her boob in the library"
by jammed February 15, 2007
mugGet the work it outmug.

light work

someone weak. a waste of time to fight or battle.
some diesel big niggaz and some boney geeky fags. the boney geeky fags would be your light work. "let me go kill time and handle this light work first. Then ill deal with the hard shit.
by Anonymous January 18, 2003
mugGet the light workmug.

work panties

(v.) Talking to a female in the effort to have sex with her, i.e. get her out of her underwear.
1. "Man, I hate going out with Ted, he always spends the whole night trying to work panties!"

2. A: "Have you seen Ted?"

B: "Yeah, he's over in the corner over there talking to that chick, working panties."
by finninator September 23, 2011
mugGet the work pantiesmug.

work boots

how do u bankrupt a nigger?

put his welfare check in his work boots
by niggerhater666....mattc February 25, 2011
mugGet the work bootsmug.

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