What the heck

What little kids, Youtubers who don't want to get demonetized, and parents when they're around their kids (you know, the ones mentioned a couple of words ago) say instead of what the fuck.

Person 1: What the heck!
Person 2: STOP SWEARING ON MY CHRISTIAN MINECRAFT SERVER YOU, YOU, YOU MEANIE!
Person 3: Oh my god savage

by PancakesRule September 02, 2019

Whats doin?

A slang greeting meaning hello or "Whats happening?" or "What are you up to?". Generally used among teenagers and young adults.

"Whats doin?"
"Not much, just work till 5. The boys and me are hitting the turps later though"

by phenol red July 17, 2006

WHAT FUCK

A shorter version of "what the fuck"
Can be used in any situation.

"I pierce your nipples, k?"
"WHAT FUCK?"

by Steph October 01, 2004

what the balls?!?

same meaning as wtf.

dude we totally saw a porn together.

what the balls?!?

by mazimaz July 11, 2008

whats the business

A slang term used to inquire on the current status of one's being.

Originated in baltimore, by Khari

www.whatsthebusiness.com

yo what up my homey, whats the business?

by Khari January 12, 2004

what a shocker

phrase denoting utmost surprise at a certain event or happening. can also be used as sarcasm.

"dammit my car just got stolen"
"what a shocker"

by Stuart Sutton November 02, 2007

what the quan

a family friendly term for WTF/WTH, usually used when something surprising or strange happens. Is also used in the same context as most "what the..." phrases.

Man 1: *pulls out a bag of dead cockroaches* guys. look at this!
Man 2: WHAT THE QUAN?!
Man 3: what the quan is 'what the quan'?

by antant August 22, 2009