Verbal Probation

When a friend forces you to be quiet for a period of time, because you've said something stupid.

"I'm gonna have to put you on verbal probation." "Jennifer said something dumb again. She's currently on verbal probation."

by Mac May May October 4, 2016

verbal compensation

The greatest bunch of hokey ever conceived as a supposedly acceptable/adequate alternative to monetary payment or actual physical labor to recompense someone for goods/services that he's provided. Even if it was agreed beforehand that the person's assistance would be performed at no cost, too many moochers take advantage of this practice by knowingly/grossly underestimating the amount of time/effort/resources that would actually be required to perform the task, and so the prospective provider is deceived into thinking that the requested task is far less arduous/involved than is turns out to be; he would likely never have agreed to provide his services for free if he'd known the true size/scope of the requested task.

Disgruntled teenager: That skinflint connivin' ol' fart Mr. Jones snookered my buddies and me into "just loading a discarded pile of lightweight foam insulation into the dumpster" for him… not only did he neglect to mention that said insulation was GLUED ONTO PANELS OF SHEETROCK which made them about ten times as heavy, but then afterwards he just gave us VERBAL compensation ---"Great job, fellas... appreciate it! Thanks! I'm really grateful for your volunteering to help out an old weak-muscled geezer like me!" --- instead of slipping us each a ten-spot, the way any decent person would do!

by QuacksO December 21, 2016

Verbal Suht

A verbal suht is very similar to a physical suht (See suht in the urban dictionary). A verbal suht is an attack on someone's personality, style or lack there of, bad hygiene or even the selected enemy's body.

Mr Peters-"Hahahaha did you see Kristian's roots?"
Jermain- "Yeah bruh, they look like dead grass!"
Ally- "ouch, easy on the verbal suhts guys."

by Tylor with an O March 8, 2017

verbal inflammation

A condition when someone talks about nonsense in excess that the tongue swells up preventing further waste of words.

I told Jay to shut up before he gets verbal inflammation!

by Mr. Robotron June 11, 2017

Verbal punching bag

Someone who you talk to, make jokes to or have discussions with for 6 hours or longer. Normally a co-worker or best friend.

Man, I used Cindy as my verbal punching bag for 7 hours

by Bahbah black 🐼 July 7, 2017

verbal battery

the perpetuating of racial stereotypes, usually brought up by one pulling out the race card as an excuse

Kyle: Jay why are you always late
Jay: That's verbal battery, you are perpetuating black stereotypes

by jayslefttit February 16, 2018

verbally whipped

Similar to pussy whipped, but in this situation the person being whipped is receiving no pussy, and instead is whipped by the idea of talking to a pretty girl.

"Did you see how Brandon blew us off for those freshman girls?"
"Yeah he's pussy whipped""
"Nah dude, we both know he's not getting any, he's verbally whipped."

by P0nd Scum June 6, 2018