vaginal technician

A vaginal technician is the proper name for a male pornstar or anyone who is fluent in the art of the vagina
Ron Jeremy is a classic and well know vaginal technician
by albinoswag September 3, 2016
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vaginal supremacist

A person, typically a cisgender woman, who believes that trans women should be pushed out of their own (women's) spaces.
Ovarit extremists are vaginal supremacists.
by Exdetransitioner2 February 1, 2024
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Vaginal vanilla

Jamie: What happened last night with you and Annie?
Frank: Well I was finna go down on her, but I could smell that vaginal vanilla a mile off.
by lonelybowling June 13, 2018
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Vaginal chainsaw massacre is when you wrap tin foil around your dick and proceed to have vaginal sex.
by Maikelele March 21, 2019
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Vaginal red carpet

The “A-game” of one’s vagina. Rolling out all sex tricks during a 24 hour or less sexual romp.
She rolled out the vaginal red carpet on their first encounter, now he is groveling at her feet.
by Getoutkyle March 12, 2018
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Chronic Silica Vaginitis

A perpetual condition, usually found in men, where there is physical, mental, or emotional distress which prevents peak performance and/or an excuse for the lack of peak performance of a given activity. Colloquially known as “sand in the vagina. “ Also see Transitory Silica Vaginitis.
Jake’s Chronic Silica Vaginitis prevented him from running on the treadmill at the gym once again.
by Jake’s Sandy vagina February 16, 2023
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Vaginitis Battyee

An ailment that causes a man to start growing a moistie where their balls used to be. Causes include fear of losing to a superior competitor and fear of the pussy whip.
Dane told his friends that he could not come out tonight because he had to do his washing. At this point there was two loud pops and a sudden rush of moistness in his underderps. He had indeed come down with the dreaded Vaginitis Battyee Disease.
by Hman April 18, 2008
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