An institution with the noble goal of educating individuals within specialized fields, thus promoting the advancement of society. Today, the majority of people who attend good universities are spoiled rich kids who have had lucky lives and only want to get high-paying jobs when they graduate.
Jimmy asked Sally why she went to university, and she said so that she could become a money-licking lawyer.
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Elon University is not so much a small college as it is a 24/7 bar. If you go there, you will drink. Heavily. Every day.
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"Yo dude, I heard you got a job at Goldman Sachs?"
"Yeah I owe it all to Lehigh University. They have serious connections at the banking firms in New York and gave me an amazing education."
"Yeah I owe it all to Lehigh University. They have serious connections at the banking firms in New York and gave me an amazing education."
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Their professors are all part-time employees who are usually employed at other colleges at teach at Walden for the extra money. All of their classes are canned and don’t really require any real learning. Just write papers and do the minimum and you’ll have a worthless degree in no time at all.
The people who run the small office in Minneapolis, MN change regularly and are usually unhappy with their lives. The school goes through deans and heads of departments so quickly that even the staff jokes about it.
This is the college for anyone who wants to brag about having a degree while they’re restocking the shelves at Target.
Their professors are all part-time employees who are usually employed at other colleges at teach at Walden for the extra money. All of their classes are canned and don’t really require any real learning. Just write papers and do the minimum and you’ll have a worthless degree in no time at all.
The people who run the small office in Minneapolis, MN change regularly and are usually unhappy with their lives. The school goes through deans and heads of departments so quickly that even the staff jokes about it.
This is the college for anyone who wants to brag about having a degree while they’re restocking the shelves at Target.
I worked at Walden University for two years, finished my online MBA with them, and still can’t get a job anywhere else. F*ck Walden University.
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