Trump’s Witnesses

Also known as the “Trump Old Party” (TOP). A far-right subgroup of the GOP, which may be likened to a political equivalent of Jehovah’s Witnesses. White nationalists who misuse Christianity to reach out to undecided or apathetic voters, by warning them to stay away from socialist or alt-left politicians who support abortion, same-sex marriages, illegal immigration, and multiculturalism.

Guesstimate how many ultra-MAGA patriots in red-pilled states who just hate being called “Trump’s Witnesses.”

by Fasters January 14, 2023

Princess Trump

An ironic term used to define politician Donald Trump. It can also be seen as an insult when called by your peers.

Man: Yo, Princess Trump!

Stranger: Don't call me that!

by AnonymousPieceofshit December 17, 2016

Urban Trump hating

When you go to Urban Dictionary and every other new word is an anti-Trump therapy session for a SJW.

My "Urban Trump Hating" session on Urban Dictionary was cathartic and stopped me from joining "AntiFa".

by Meems Boutique September 1, 2017

Donald Trump

Where do I even begin?

1. An egotistical, lying piece of shit who thinks he’s always right

2. A 74-year-old man baby who has never been told “no” before.

3. A man who has said disgusting things about black people, Mexicans, Asians, Muslims, Jews, women in general, female celebrities (some of whom were children at the time), even his OWN DAUGHTERS.

4. A guy who 26 women accused of sexual assault (with a recording of him bragging about it), but faced no punishment for doing.

5. A businessman who should’ve NEVER gotten even close to the Oval Office.

6. Someone who has no problem calling Rosie O’Donnell a pig, yet throws a tantrum when a bunch of Millennials and Gen Z teens call him DiaperDon on Twitter.

7. No longer my president as of January 20, 2021

1. Donald Trump didn’t do jackshit for America when COVID hit, and after he got it, claims that it’s “not that bad” stfu.

2. When Donald Trump lost the election, he cried out “fraud” even though it was proved to be legit. Still refuses to accept it as of December 2020.

3. We all know the things Donald Trump has said

4. People come for Joe Biden because he smelled a girl’s hair; the same people who ignore the fact that 26 women have accused Donald Trump of sexual assault

5. The president should be an experienced politician, Donald Trump was never a politician.

6. Donald Trump, the king of insults, can’t handle a bunch of 18-year-olds calling him a baby?

7. Americans will soon be free from Donald Trump’s fascist ways.

by Some.Random.Bitch December 4, 2020

Donald Trump

A president

A president of the pass

Me: Donald trump is not a president anymore

by sasd May 27, 2021

Donald Trump

A stupid man who is probably half human half orange and has a high IQ of 4 which is the same as his dick size! He is small handed so you know there’s no pleasure going his wife’s way during “sexy time” and a total and complete dumbass!

Person 1: man I think my wife is going to leave me!

Person 2: do you have Donald Trump hands?
Person 1: Yes 😭

by Randomwhiteboy3709 April 17, 2022

going for a donald trump

The act of defecating, in this instance a particularly offensive shit, which leaves you red faced and blaming Muslims/Mexicans for the hot as fuck food

- Rhyming slang Having a 'Dump', Having a 'Trump', Having a Donald

Just gonna nip into KFC for a Donald Trump...

I always have my Donald at work...

Going for a Donald Trump after a messy night at Raj's is always emotional...

by DiogenesofLondon May 4, 2016