Randomwhiteboy3709's definitions

Jonathan

A smoking hot, charming, flirty, amazing, athletic boy who could get any girl that he wants but prefers choosing who he really likes. A smart, blue eyed, tall white boy, who wears glasses, is funny, confident and nice.

Omg it’s Jonathan I can’t believe he looked at me. Now I have butterflies in my stomach!!

by Randomwhiteboy3709 June 2, 2022

Donald Trump

A stupid man who is probably half human half orange and has a high IQ of 4 which is the same as his dick size! He is small handed so you know there’s no pleasure going his wife’s way during “sexy time” and a total and complete dumbass!

Person 1: man I think my wife is going to leave me!

Person 2: do you have Donald Trump hands?
Person 1: Yes 😭

by Randomwhiteboy3709 April 17, 2022